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german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook upa German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 1, 2018


German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"

"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"

by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024


German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"

"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"

by Worstgirlfailever March 23, 2024


German woodchipper

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit

Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!

by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024


fingering the fuck out of german women

When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean

Holy shit your fingering the fuck out of German women

by Njames July 15, 2022

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fingering the fuck out of german women

When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean

Holy shit your fingering the fuck out of German women

by Njames July 15, 2022


german fun wheel

A not-so-subtle alternate name for a certain piece of national socialist iconography; literally a meme name for a swastika to make it sound less threatening.

My buddy just got back from Charleston... he got a sick new tattoo, he hasn't shown me yet but he says its a german fun wheel. Sounds cool, right?

by Nophux1453 August 30, 2018