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On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
“Skylar”
The best girlfriend in the world is Skylar.
Ejhane's Girlfriend is Xiantell Raven, a beautiful person who can love her so much.
Ejhane's Girlfriend is beautiful
When you put on a few pounds because you have a girlfriend.
Have you seen Johnny lately? It looks like he’s gained a few pounds Since he’s been with his girlfriend. It looks like he’s suffering for a girlfriend stomach. When you stop caring about himself and his girlfriend over feeds him.
Every December your boyfriend/girlfriend has to give you as many hugs a kisses as you want
Every girlfriend month I want cuddles
Every December your girlfriend or boyfriend has to give you kisses and cuddles as many times you ask
Every girlfriend month you need to give me cuddles
The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.
I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.