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to masturbate, usually until orgasm
Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!
The world defines Monkey-hammer as a hammer used to hit monkeys by an abusive Zoo Keeper. The real definition of Monkey-hammer is that it's a slang word for a guy's penis. Monkey is a woman's pussy and hammer is a guy's penis. Alternate words are: Pussy-smasher, kitty-stabber, cherry-popper, and pie-cutter, etc.
Dan: Look at that hot-ass chick over there! She's got a tight-ass body, but look at that fat pussy!
Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!
to bounce on your hoe while pointing your dick to the vagina and thusting it in with great force.
jack hammer that hoe man!
A sweet or soft drink topped off with a shot of everclear.
Give him a Velvet Hammer, it's his 21st birthday.
A word referring to a brown and small penis. Usually common in tall,dark and handsome men
Maddee: I saw a brown hammer today
Brittany: it was probably really small
-A sledge hammer that is often dirty..
- A male with a dirty penis, his tool is often infected by blue cabbage.
Man.. you need to get that dirty sledge hammer checked out!