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Bless your heart

A loving & empathetic expression conveying sympathy toward ones action or behavior. The obvious / better choice or action was not taken.

Jeff was sluffing school to much & didnt graduate. -Bless his heart.

Robin jumped on a box to crush it- slipped, landed on her arm, and broke it. -Bless her heart.
I was out in the cold playing without a jacket, and got sick. -Bless your heart.

by Jefe.Robison December 24, 2019

15๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


i heart you

I -Love- You.
But not quite, usually said to someone you like, but not quite want to have sex with.

Boy - I'm sad.
Girl - NOO DON'T BE! ^ . ^ I heart you.

by XxPoisonBeautyxX January 30, 2004

114๐Ÿ‘ 192๐Ÿ‘Ž


double heart attack

When a person having a heart attack causes another person to have a heart attack.

Imagine an old couple living together. The woman starts having a heart attack. The husband, when he sees that she's having a heart attack, the shock gives him a heart attack!

a double heart atttack!

When Mrs. Susan collapsed during playtime at the nursery, a double heart attack ensued.

by Suburbankid21 December 6, 2015


testing your heart

when you ask someone for a favor and they give you their answer as in yes or no.

Asker "May I borrow some money?"
Lender"Yes anytime you need me I got you."
Asked " I was just testing your heart. Seeing where it was at.

by Almighty bull June 11, 2016


Broken Heart Club

A club for the let-down,the lied-to and the lost go.Where the lonely make the lonely feel less lonely.We hate every little thing about the people that we love.We still feel pretty lonely and we wish we didn't. And we all kinda hate it

girl: I'm the newest member of the Broken heart club
boy: ummmm...is this a phase?

by 9/11 skydiver September 5, 2020


Heart-shaped box

It's a box that has the shape of a heart, nothing more. But if you talk about the Nirvana song it's a song dedicated to Kurt Cobain's wife, Courtney Love.

(Part of the first and third verse) I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks

by Iwritethingsherewhenimbored September 24, 2023


Gorilla grip heart

Heart so loving, toxic and dangerous she will never let you go but she does it in a subtle way you won't even notice because of her divine femininity. Possed by one who comes out as a femme fatale but deep down she's a real lovergirl

Paie doesn't only have a gorilla grip coochie but she got a gorilla grip heart too

by Noboobiesbutabaddiestill August 17, 2022