Holy... Oh My...

When you're so overwhelmed you just can't think of anything to say, so you kind of fall all over yourself.

After watching his house be destroyed by nuclear missiles, Carl said, "Holy... Oh my..."

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Holy Testicle Tuesday

An expression used to describe your emotions after an extremely catastrophic event. It basically describes a tuesday obviously that ones testicles become holy. No one knows the origin, or the actual date the testicles become holy, but, we do know for sure that it's a tuesday. And thats just crazy.

me: John I just finished the rest of the beer.
John: Holy testicle tuesday.
me: No it's Saturday.

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Holy Hip Hop

Holy Hip Hop, or HHH for short, is the general name fore the Christian movement into the rap industry. There are hundreds of emcees with mad skillz out there, but they don't get noticed cause they do it for Christ.
Some of the best out there are Japhia Life, Cross Movement, Redeemed Thought, and R-Swift
Just look them up on google to hear learn more

"Yea, you know whose beat this is/ The kid the same color Jesus is."-Japhia Life

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holy cheese and crackers

a really funny but dumb way to exclaim something

Batman: The Joker's getting away Robin!
Robin: Holy cheese and crackers Batman!

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holy chocolate starfish

An exclamation upon seeing an object of pure awesomeness.

Holy chocolate starfish! It's batman!

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holy demented shit

-a state of being amazed
-state of being frustrated
-when something is so retardedly hilarious

-I want you to write 5 pages about giraffes.
-HOLY DEMENTED SHIT!

-I don't get it...
-Holy demented shit

-I pissed myself in school...
-LMAO! HOLY DEMENTED SHIT, THATS HILARIOUS!

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Holy Angel University

a worthless learning institution, with high-rise buildings full of crappy equipment.

Hey, Rianne's studying at Holy Angel University. She's wasting all of her money there.

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