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Im 'Bout to get Started

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.

Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"

by golly_gee_awman_shucks_darn October 5, 2023


im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023


21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

by coleen38 September 1, 2023


im going bonnie and clyde without you

Avicii - without you

im going bonnie and clyde without you

by Lassiirrr August 15, 2017


Im in japan

a way to say you are on your period

โ€œi cant get in the pool, im in japanโ€

by ihave no idea May 31, 2022


im alr

check up on them bro , they not alr.

person 1: hey u good man ?
person 2: yea im alr .

by AAAAAAAAA anonymous July 31, 2023

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MAN im fucking shit at chess

Meaning your shit at chess

person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off

by HehMan May 8, 2022