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A dance in which you attempt to kick your left shoe against your right shoe and vise versa in a sideways fashion. If someone is saying "kick yo shoes" it is mandatory that someone in the area begins to kick their shoes.
"kick yo' shoes now kick yo' shoes now kick yo' shoes now"
kick yo' shoes looks like a retarded penguin trying to step on it's own feet
When you pick up a sloppy section 8 pig from the 50's pub; and you use her ebt card as a shoe horn to jam your cock In her ass!
Yo bun you see that fat pig over yonder she had 17.95 left on her ebt card when I used it to Biddeford shoe horn her!
This phrase is usually only used when you spot someone with obvious fake shoes but mostly used overall with very terrible quality shoes
Oh man my brother got the Dollar Store Shoes
When you wear zebra-patterned shoes in November to impress your significant other
Friend 1: "Are you participating in Zebra Shoe November this year?"
Friend 2: "Yes! I got my shoes on sale from Amazon, go get yours!"
Implying that a man has a large penis.
''He has a big shoe size.''
Hey Jeff some guy said he Saw you watching me.... Um changing my shoes. 0-o
V. The act of manual female stimulation; often masturbation
Tessa became so aroused at the idea of liquid lean cuisine, she was forced to find a private area to go tie her shoes.