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A man commonly named Bradon, who has great taste in anime and is tough, and will kill you!!!
Shit it's you're dide he will kill us better RUNNN!!!
a thing that Karen Smith would say.
"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.
"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.
The maximum amount of "no". If someone makes a request of you and you tell them "You're funny", you mean "No" to the point where one thinks it's humorous.
Girlfriend: Can I get rid of your Bionicles?
Boyfriend: Haha, You're funny!
When a person constantly shows you a "hilarious" new video on youtube, you say "you are biting my finger."
Sean: Hey Nate, you have to see this new video I found on youtube, it's hilarious. It's called...
Nate: Sean, "you're biting my finger."
Something annoying bitches say
*Laughs at someone's joke on twitter*
Random chick: "Ummm i know you're not laughing??!!"
And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.
Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."