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A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.
- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?
- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.
An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.
On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!
When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.
“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”
to masturbate using acrobatic form
While Karen is usually upset when she catches Jerry in the act, finding him upside down with one leg on the dresser and one leg atop the canopy bed whilst gripping and ripping, she could only admire his formidable Jerk du Soleil act.
When your homies butt looks like a face and they're being a jerk
Mario is such a jerk face butt with his loudness.
When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk
the act of receiving or giving a handjob on Mount Everest.
Dude, I got a Himalayan Quick Jerk from a girl from the {Philippines} last week!