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Quite overrated guitarist who relies far too much on dated pentatonic riffs. Not bad, just not God.
OMIGOD JIMMY PAGE IS FREAKING T3H RoX0RZ!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE PIE.
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He is my favorite radio DJ of all time.
Jimmy Savile carries with him a mystique that no one else has.
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Possibly the worst guitarist to ever come into the rock scene. MSI has a song entitled 'I Hate Jimmy Page'. "I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
I lick clit - I like it" and the chorus:
"I hate jimmy page
Kick those faggots off the stage
Bite the future and fuck the past
My whole shit will never last"
Jimmy Page is so fucking ghey.
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The baddest mutherfucker of all time. Who arose in the ghetto of Chas SC and now is a proud member of the U S Marine Corps and stomps anyones ass who gets in his way.
"Jimmy 316 says i just wooped your ass!"
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A white male, equipped with scathing wit and a gentle demeanor, cow-worshipping, pot smoking, best friend to all but mostly Moolettes, which are rare mythical creatures that only occur when there is a new moon.
Together, Uncle Jimmys and Moolettes roam the earth, combating evil white dogs and running McDonalds.
Both are known to moo often and in different pitches, to signify different emotions. It is said the rain falls and little flowers grow when they moo together in harmony.
#1: My best friend beat the piss out of a small dog today with a hammer while repeating the phrase "Death rides a pale cow" over and over again.
#2: Dude, he's such an Uncle Jimmy.
#1: Moo.
#2: I know how you feel. Uncle Jimmy has such a strong effect on me. Let's go kick a puppy while eating a burger.
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the act of walking into a random room, usually a dorm room, standing or sitting there for an amount of time to make it awkward, then leaving without saying a word. Can also include a random story to make the situation even more awkward.
Note that this action can occur at any time of day, and the door does not even have to be open.
"Did Matt just walk into the room and then leave?"
"Yeah. He totally pulled a Jimmy."
"He must be bored. That's the only time I'd ever pull a Jimmy."
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