pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!
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Conservative Prime Minister of Australia, has a penchant for falling over, "power" walking and war. Tends to be loose with the truth, but no one cares anymore. Has eyebrows regularly trimmed, occasionally spits when talking passionately.
John Howard just repealed the "Unfair Dismissal Act"......you all lose your jobs!
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The John Elway is a type of grenade throw in Call of Duty 4 (or any first-person shooter) where the thrower blindly heaves a high-arcing grenade that results in a kill.
Did you see me John Elway that guy?
Dammit! I just respawned and got John Elway'd!
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An Arabic Spinoff of a cartoon monkey and his butler that go around doing naughty things.
Dude John Chimpo is the funnyest thing ever!!
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bootleg Asian; an Asian who does not fit the standards of a regular Asian.
Usually of Korean decent
Ex: Doesn't excel in math, science etc...
Wtf! Mike is failing math, he is such a John Yoo
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Boom, another Boom, and another Boom!
John Madden: "....erhagaheghagergha, and BOOM! erhgagharhgaaghara.."
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Long Underwear that is worn in the winter
Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!
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