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A problem just got worse, or a problematic information just went public.
When somthing that was supposed to stey a secret became known to the worse people, or a problem you dreaded just manifested
A: John sent the email to his boss by mistake...
B: The Shit just hit the fan
A: The software update included the virus, it was sent to all the clients by now
B: The shit just hit the fan
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A psychological state of bewilderment and shame
1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.
said after someone says liquid or solid to make them uncomfertable
Person 1: That game was solid.
Person 2: Yeah just like my poop.
Person 1: Dude gross
Blonde: Did u know water is a liquid?
Guy: Yeah just like my poop.
Blonde: Eww why is your poop like water?
when you find STEROIDS , drugs , animal porn & other embarrassing items at a friends house and they try to convince you its not theirs , but it is.
Male 1 - mate why you got testosterone hidden in your gym ?.
male 2 - am just keeping it for a mate .
mate 1 - okay am sure you are schwartzenegger.
when one person mentally destroys another (or in some cases a group of people) with a series of logical statements of pure awesomeness. In most cases the person who just had a mental bulldozer run through his head is usually left so mind blown that they are left speechless for minutes. When this happens, an observer of this amazing deed will state that the now mentally scared human-being has just been coached.
person 1: "Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris' ass any day of the week. He even beat him in Enter the Dragon"
person 2: "Look that was a mov--"
person 1: "Yeah but--"
person 2: "Shut up I'm talking. Bruce Lee may have beat Chuck Norris in a movie but Chuck Norris beat God, and as we all now God beat Bruce Lee"
person 1: "..............."
person 3: "You Just Got Coached"
"Here's me being a dick:" or "You're not going to like this but you're not allowed to reply:" are synonymous.
"Just so you know: in the new building there will be no dogs allowed." "Just so you know: I've always hated that sweater."
A statement used to agree with another statement or plan. Different adjectives can be used in place of vague:
insane
crazy
dumb
etc.
Boy A: "So we'll knock on the door."
Boy B: "And then?
Boy A: "Then we'll do something else."
Boy B: "Wow that's just vague enough to work."