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my key

a different spelling of "mikey"

random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?

by JOFFERPLAYS March 26, 2018


threw the keys

To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.

"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."

by Jayshoeman June 10, 2008


Rusty Basement Key

Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.

Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.

by muphinman January 5, 2022


Killen Key

Killen key is a bitch

Killen key is a bitch

by Cheetomuncher69 November 2, 2016


real key

It’s like high key but the real shit.

That’s real key

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020


Keyed

Being the "perfect" level of high from marijuana.

The reference is that keys need to be perfect for their respective locks.

Man, I'm keyed right now. :)

by MrCush3 December 1, 2016


keyed

High on Cocaine

Keyed and ready to party

by King Chilie October 1, 2015