a different spelling of "mikey"
random male citizen of the united states: mikey is so hot
random female citizen of the united states: don't you mean my key?
To crap ones day. To impair or impede ones quality of life.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bruce came up all drunk, hitting on her and threw the keys."
Act of fornication that occurs prior to giving a Rusty Trombone. One uses a finger or 2 in order to loosen or open up a anus that is locked tight.
Asservir didn't know what a Rusty Basement Key was and had been doing Rusty Trombones wrong for years.
Being the "perfect" level of high from marijuana.
The reference is that keys need to be perfect for their respective locks.