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Taken from australian rules football, where kicking goals is an achievement and a thing to be congratulated about.
However, when used 'kicking goals' basically means the opposite to the above definition and that the person is a failure of life.
'Dude, i ripped 100 cones last night!' says friend.
'Wow, you are kicking goals from 100 metres!' says me.
'I failed maths, haha' says friend
'KICKING THEM!!' says me
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The stomach sinking feeling you get when you hear bad news or when getting your feelings hurt.
"Did you hear that john caught his wife cheating on him, That must have been an emotional kick in the balls."
"I got an emotional kick in the balls when i heard my aunt had past away."
when somebody(one of your friends,neighbor,or someone you dont give a fuck about)cums and kicks you in the ass
You fucker, you deserve a kick-ass
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A game played to test the personal threshold of pain. Also known as "Kick me in the Jimmy" Or "Jimmy Kick". The male seeking to master pain tolerance will ask another person to "kick me in the jimmies." That person will then kick the kickee multiple times in the crotch. The kicking only ceases when the kickee (one being Kicked) gives in.
Stevo from jackass asked an entire fourth grade school class to line up and kick him in the jimmy one by one, as hard as they could. They kicked and kicked, "Kick me in the jimmies!" he cried.
After 14 kicks, a skinny, blond girl ran up to him and smashed her foot into his crotch as hard as she could. A soft crunch was audible as Steveo sunk to the ground with a whimper.
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To request, demand, or mooch money, objects, or services from your friends or random people on the street.
Can you kick me down some change?
Can you kick me down a smoke?
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to find something interesting and funny, to be amused by something, to laugh about something or to get pleasure out of something.
"I get a kick out of watching the children play"
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A song made by Foster The People named after the luxury footwear. It's known for it's particularly upbeat yet unsettling musical composition/instrumental, and dark lyrics regarding a troubled youth named "Robert" who has fantasies of shooting up his school.
If you hear someone humming this song... particularly if they're white, named Eugene, have a bowl haircut, wear a trench coat/fedora/tie under shirt/etc., sport a neck beard, and/or if they have known association with the brony, weaboo, or furry fandom. It's best if you vacate the premises ASAP.
Ted: "I got my pumped up kicks"
Scott: "Then I saw Eugene in his trench coat, looking at furries on DeviantArt, and humming Pumped Up Kicks reach into his backpack."
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