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I couldn’t choose any lyrics bc they don’t apply rn I know you think I’m being impulsive maybe I am but I do still like you a lot and I swear I’m over tossing and turning in my bed because I have the feeling that I messed up but I want you in my life romantically more then I’ve wanted anyone else
Ignore the dumb definition stuff
“Oh wow Ali’s really using the last 30 seconds of blue by Billie to express her love”
Having sexual intercourse with a long distant relative also known as a last cousin
(Lachy) my next door neighbour is hot but she is my last cousin
Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
The last kingdom
OHHH SHIT!!! The new Last kindom series is out on netflix. I can't pay for a subscription so ill bootleg it of FMOVIES while using NordVPN to stop me getting fined.
This is usually a pressure tactic that a god named Nyice or 19K uses to fool his opponent now others might think he’s joking but no he’s being deadass
I take pills to last focus up sonny boy
It´s his first name.
Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"
Scholar: " It´s his first name."
Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"
Scholar: "That would be his first name."
Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."
Scholar: "I think you got it."
Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"
Jacob - Walks out *confused*
A person who is the last one standing, or sitting... or sleeping. Basicly it's just being the last one who is alive at the time.
Person 1: I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
Person 2: *Shoots person 1* "No.. I am.".
.. What a badass