a masculine godly state of frat guy
weakness: any blonde girl named addie
strength: crushing ten red bulls in under a minute
acquired by getting cross faded on shrooms and white claws
Wow! i just unlocked a lincoln-log state of mind.
When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn
That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log
A fart that passes past a log in your anus that's extra stank.
Jose fell out due to the log drifter I sent out. Wonder if he can taste it?
A place that teachers don't care about you give you stuff you don't need and
There is a a lot of girls that want. Some dick
Log collage middle school is a terrible place
When excrement blocks the bathroom toilet.
There was a serious log clog for which I needed a plumber asap!
When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.
Did you hear Alix got the old porcelain log jammer from Sarah last night.
One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.
I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log