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A word meaning "meeting place"
'where are we gonna lunch today?'
'What time are we gonna lunch ?'
What Tom DuBois will be calling a peanut butter, jelly and asshole sandwich during his visit to prison.
"Now I like to put the jelly inside my ass then, put some of this peanut butter on top of it, I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich but Tom here will be calling it lunch!"
I looked up the definition of lunch.
1. Food with no chance of ass.
2. Food with no need for a penis.
3. A time when a desperate man has no chance of success and has taken the time the girl has given him for possible grabbing and reduced his chance to 0.
Alternatives for lunch.
1. Waste of time
2. Waste of money
3. A time a man is an embarrassment to his gender.
4. Self cock block
Guy: "Hey I got lunch with that Amazon girl"
Friend: "Ha, ha. Self cock block. Pitiful."
When something is really cool
Bro! that edit you dropped last week is straight lunch
Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.
Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."
When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.
Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"
Transmission of crabs, or pubic lice, to one's facial hair by oral sex.
Never pick up a hooker at Joe's Crab Shack; you'll get Maine lunch for sure.