Pathetic Male Syndrome

Also known as "PMS". When a man cannot go through a day of life without whining or complaining.
Men suffering from PMS are easily threatened by the modern lifestyle and especially of independent women.
His aim is to impress his friends rather than women.
Men with PMS should be thrown out of the gene pool.

He has an "Asian girl fetish" because those types have that "must please man" attitude. He can't get an independent woman from his area to like him, so he has to revert to his 'fetish'. He has Pathetic Male Syndrome.

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Male body image

Males often have negative body image, but women and girls get all the attention, so males are generally left in the dust and are more susceptible to self-hate because of this.

Did you hear that Sandra Fluke tried to disprove the theory that male body image is real too?

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Cisgender Male

Useless

Cisgender Males are useless.

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Psi Male

The kind of person -not just a male- who probably owes you money. They also either really like olives or really hate them. He definitely eats paper, like, all the time. She's for sure the type to have super messy handwriting too but it's okay because they have really good ideas about how to ruin the stock market. He would never join a pyramid scheme or an MLM (he might be mlm though- he's obviously a bit fruity). She's 100% kind of a Communist. And he thinks that being allergic to walnuts is a red flag! They do use tone indicators but unfortunately, it's most just "/gaslight."

I love bullying Canadians, but in a nice way /pos

Yeah I support them, but -as a Psi male- I just don't approve of their lifestyle.

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Beta Male

Keegan Sarazin

Keegan Sarazin is the definition of beta male

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male-aggregate

The male gender form of "crack-friend". Received in unsolicited emails from the equatorial regions of the globe where advanced, terrifying, penis-modification clinics are as routine as jacking-off with the western-phantom grip is among star trek fans. A credit card number is often required to further research male-aggregate, dimensional evolution but the cost is well worth the reward.

Your male-aggregate make female creatures breathy with contempt! Make colossal your male aggregate with easy plastic money donation.

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Sigma Male

Marv

Person 1: Look there goes Marv on his skateboard

Person 2: What a sigma male!

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