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ig he’s chill or whatever, pretty laid back some would say. Loves making margaritas, he’s pretty good at coding, and the one thing he likes more than making drinks it’s punching the hoes that be flaggin.
Person 1: yo dude, did you see Matthew Collin Burden beat the fuck out of that hoe last night?
Person 2: yeah dude, that hoe really got hit with the Matthew Collin Burden.
A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.
Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?
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A part of the bible where Jesus curses a fig tree for not bearing fruit when needed. 21:18 is seen by many as a funny or memorable part of the bible, but it has good meaning to it.
Matthew 21:18
Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered.
When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. “How did the fig tree wither so quickly?” they asked.
Jesus replied, “Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, ‘Go, throw yourself into the sea,’ and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”
Matthew is a name in the Bible meaning Gods gift. Matthews sure live up to the name. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend you could ever have. Their big heart and loving smile will always make them approachable. Matthews have a knack for helping others. They'll be there if you ever need them to be. Whether it's for advice, emotional comfort, physical comfort, you name it, they'll always be there. Another thing is that they value relationships highly. If they care for you, they'll fight for you. They don't encourage a fight but they will always stand up for both themselves and those close to him at the same time. Most of the time to the point where he'll put himself in harms way to save you. Matthews normally go through a hard life but whenever they get knocked down they never stay down. This characteristic makes them very successful people. They normally play one or two sports and are not the most popular, but at the same time not a loner. All around, Matthews are just really good people and also seem to be great dads. If you have a Matthew in your life, don't ever let him go. Nobody compares to a Matthew in the long run.
Girl one: "Have you met that new kid Matthew"
Girl two: "Yeah I did, he's such a gentleman!"
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Matthew is a weird dude with a lot of Ego. He has a boyfriend called Scott Johns and he is not cool. His airpods are as fake as Kim Kardashians face. He can be nice at times but that is rare. His house is located in New York. No further explanation.
Person: Hi Matthew. Could I borrow your airpods ?
Matthew: No get yuh own.
Person: Please ?
Matthew: Fine. Here.
Person: These are Q-tips not airpods.
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Matt is a really great guy. He cares about your feelings, and let’s you cry when you need to. He’s a freak in the sheets. And he really is boyfriend material, but he will play hard to get and make you wait along time for him. So ladies be patient. He is well worth the wait.
I wish Matthew would pull up his big boy pants and ask me out already.
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n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").
adj. Of the college bar variety.
This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.
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