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The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.
Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."
Slang for statory rape, in other words getting there with the hair. Not quite
Pedophelia, but with a girl that is already hitting puberty.
Woah tony is totally muff robin'.
The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.
Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.
Swollen or fat vagina. Usually used as an insult.
"Oi, chubby muff!"
Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.
Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.
That muff puncher took my uterus!
Female equivalent to to ‘Man up’
but not exclusively for girls with a hairy muff !!
Muff up Deborah. Get on your bike and get to the top of that hill !!