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when you are sitting in a wheelie office chair fucking your girlfriend, you spin around, then puke on her tits
When everyone left the office last night, Sherie came to my cubical, and I gave her an Alabama Carnival Ride.
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A college who claims to have 12 National Championships, but really only have 4 outright championships. (1961, 1965, 1979, 1992)
Alabama Crimson Tide
Their 1925 and 1926 "Championships" were "awarded" by a poll that didn't exist until 1941.
Their 1930 "Championship" was awarded by a different poll that didn't exist until 3 years later.
In 1934, they finished 6th in the official poll, but they claim this a National Championship year since some random guy named Dunkel came up with his own system.
In 1941, they finished 20th in the official poll and 3rd in the SEC, but Football Thesaurus awarded them the National Championship when it came into existence 5 years later.
In 1964, given a split National Championship with Arkansas before any bowl games were played. They lost. Arkansas won.
In 1973, UPI gives Alabama National Championship before the bowl games. The AP gives Notre Dame National Championship after they defeat Alabama in the Sugar Bowl.
In 1978, Alabama claims a split National Title with USC. Alabama only lost 1 game that year. The problem is that it was to USC.
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The act grabbing a womans bottom lip as if you just caught a trophy bass, then proceeding to spit in her mouth...
Man grabs forcefully grabs a prostitutes mouth and horks a loogie in it... " UGHhHH WTF!!!" she said. He shouts.. "Dis how we do down heerrr... Alabama Gaff Hook!!!"
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when you put a warm shat into a girls pinkslit
omfg that alabama hot pocket from last night was almost as warm as your grandmas cookies-which are very hot
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when a male is fisting another and the receiver shits on the penetrators hand and he slaps the muddy hand across his face
i tried fisting my boyfriend and he pooped on my hand so I gave him a big Alabama Muddy Wilson
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A sexual act where the male rests his scrotum on a female or male partner's face. During the resting the partner will lick the scrotum.
Did you give Sally an Alabama Crag Dangle?
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Rinsing a dirty penis in your mouth with the soda of your choice (preferably coke), and swallowing.
His dick was disgustingly dirty, so I gave him an Alabama Fizzy Float before we started.
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