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A cookie which is so delectably irresistible, you cannot eat just one. To take a bite, is to forever become addicted to it.
Letty: "Oh my goodness, did you make these crack cookies?"
Holly: "Yes." *wicked smile
Letty: "They are soooo good, I can't stop eating them!"
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a cookie moster is a person who smokes crack cocaine
Fred turns into a cookie monster when he has any money to spend.
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A sexy pimp who owns hundreds of bitches but only has one true squishy bitch.
Sally wanted a cookie pimp but only a squishy could get one.
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Someone who likes cookies a little TOO much..
That woman's such a cookie mom. I mean, she must be buyin them Oreos every other day!
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When you fuck a cookie because you are lonely.
Ive been cookie fucking all week
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Tess: Yeah, I'll be over at Allie's baking cookies.
Tess' mom: Alright, sounds like a healthy, wholesome pastime to me.
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When a woman takes a poo on a biscuit.
Hey Justin, why did Jolen leave a love cookie in the fridge?
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