Five knuckle shuffle

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".

Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.

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carne asada FIVE

It's just some inerjection that you scream in a very bad spanish accent to get attention.

Also, associated with attack FIVE but in a serbian accent (orginated from Gta4)

Chick: My wedding was nice.

Guy: carne asada FIVE!!!

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five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.

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five-foot nine

Core average height for men in the U.S. Considered ideal by many because they aren't typecast as "napoleon" like short guys are, nor are they expected to be aggressive like tall guys are "large man complex."

My boyfriend is five-foot nine, which is the ideal male height.

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Mental High Five

In order to save muscular movement and energy, a mental high-five may be performed. To successfully complete a mental high-five, one must count from 3 to 1, then tilt ones head forward slightly (like a head bow) and blink at the same time. Mental high-fives can be performed one to one, or one to a group, which can be incredibly handy when one wishes to high-five everyone in a large group. The saved energy from not having to use your arm can then be used for other more important activities, like sleeping, or playing computer games.

"Dude, that was awesome! Mental high five! 3. 2. 1. Go!"
*Nod and blink*

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air high-five

a action made by a spanish teacher at preston middle school named mr.blevins that teaches 7th - 8th graders

hey air high-five “i made that by the way” ;)

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five to one ratio

the act of male masturbation .....five fingers one penis

i caught my room mate doing the five to one ratio

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