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Gay Obama

Hym "First gay president! Gay Obama! I tried to think of something clever to call him like 'Barack Gaybama' or 'Gayrack Ohomo' or something but I don't think it works... Nah... Whatever. First gay president! WOOOOO!"

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024

an Obama

A unit of measure, basically consisting of eight (8) of anything, because eight (and only eight) was the number of almonds President Obama would eat each evening while working. Not to be confused with a "Trump"

Tasha, Heinrich and I shared an Obama of appetizers last night at the restaurant....

by planetjack September 8, 2020