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Well many people might not believe this but Obamas last name is Obama! People might get confused but trust me its not confusing basically its like saying whats (Anna Jackson) Jacksons last name😐😐😐😐😐😐
Chad: No one in this world knows obamas last name.
You: Obamas last name is Obama 😐😐
Chad: Nahh fam 😐 you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born 😐😐😐
Chad: 😭😭😭
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Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree
P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!
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Obama's last name is Obama. His first name is Barack. I have no clue what Michelle's maiden name is.
Young Me: What is Obama's last name?
My mom: It's Obama. Barack is his first name.
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During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem
During sex the other night, me and Dave tried the Obama surprise
The obama hamburger is a hamburger that has obamaness and it is fucking great. EAT IT NOW BITCHES.
DUDE THIS OBAMA HAMBURGER SUCKS ASS
ME: pulls trigger Shut the fuck up bitch I don't give a damn fucking ass shit about your fucking pickyness. EAT IT OR I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE'S TITS!
After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.
He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.
~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.
After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!
I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
A unit of measure, basically consisting of eight (8) of anything, because eight (and only eight) was the number of almonds President Obama would eat each evening while working. Not to be confused with a "Trump"
Tasha, Heinrich and I shared an Obama of appetizers last night at the restaurant....