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Old neck cracker

A crazy old man who is a pest or burden. Someone who is crazy or nuts, someone who is psychotic,schizophrenic,manic, deranged, insane, bizarre or weird.

- that crazy old neck cracker is pretty weird, it's best to leave him alone.
- old neck cracker wake up, you can't be drunk in the middle of the street.
- leave that old crazy neck cracker alone.
- the county should help all these old neck crackers find a home, instead of letting them live on the street.

by Equal crack December 28, 2016


Old Fart Life

A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.

My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside β€œOld Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020


Old Man Tan

The tan/gold colour that old people tend to have on their vehicles because of its blandness and sensibleness.

Your grandparents' Crysler K-Car is Old Man Tan.

by Ballin Colin June 24, 2011

15πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Old Fart Pilates

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.

Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019


Old Faithful

right before your about to nut put it in her mouth blow it in pull it out and punch her in the stomach to make her spu the semen into the air closely ressembling Old Faithful.

man i gave that bitch a mad old faithful, i had to throw up an umbrella

by Rubsky March 24, 2006

6πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


old school goth

An old school goth is one who listens to goth rock that was recorded and released from 1979-1985 (the prototype goth era) before the goth subculture embraced techno, goth metal and industrial music. These old school goths do not always wair overtly costly clothing like modern goths and are often be found in more everyday clothing. Old school goths will often listen to bands such as bauhaus, The Cure, The Damned, Siouxsie and The Banshees (in other words, post punk and goth rock) as well as various other genres that influenced or are asscosiated with the early goth movement such as dub, reggae, punk rock, glam rock and genres that influenced early goth rock. Most old school goths never listen to goth metal and certainly object to the commercialism of the goth subculture and fashion as seen by mall punks and mall goths whom don't even listen to goth rock.

Old School Goth: I listen to Bauhuas and siouxsie and the banshees, then I listen to some of Iggy Pop and David Bowie.

New School/Mall Goth: Dude get with the times. listen to marylin manson he's fucking dark and hardcore, eww ya I got the new evanescance CD they're awesome goths.

Oldschool Goth: Fucking little teenage poseur.

by The_Assman September 8, 2008

106πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


12 year old

Someone who is 12 years old.

Fuck you, inaccurate definitions about 12 year olds.

by Anubis the Death God December 24, 2015

923πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž