dog days

full version is dog days of summer

time in the summer where it is so hot or humid that the dogs go crazy by barking or howling.

wow...it's so hot and the dogs are going crazy, it must be the dog days of summer

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Dog shot

When a dog deffecates with such force that the poop splats to the ground and thus is impossible to pick up

"watch out dude, there's some dog shot there!"

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hun-dog

A derivative of the term "hunnie" for a good looking girl.

(generally a girl 18-25)

"I met this little hun-dog last night!"

Also used as "Hundos" for a multitude of "hun-dogs"

"Dang, look at those hundos"

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went to the dogs

to go to waste. to be thrown out. to worsen from the beginning onwards. based upon the idea that when food went bad, it was fed to the dogs, as they were thought to be inferior. a better version is "went to the bombs."

"my essay started out good, but then it went to the dogs."

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Dog Talk

1. When someone is blatantly bullshitting and you are completely aware it is classified as "Dog Talk"
2. When you doubt someones claims it can also be "Dog talk"

Did you not notice that all that nonsense was Dog talk?

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sea dogging

In the manner of dogging, sailors of seafaring vessels congregate in a designated spot on the ocean to watch couples fornicating on deck. Said in the manner of a pirate, therefore "Sea dawging".

"What were you up to on the weekend, Dave?" "Well, me and the wife went off for a bit of sea dogging." "Nice."

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Silence of the Dogs

A somewhat deranged, black-humor tinged solution to successfully silence yappy neighborhood dogs who bark at every sound.

Your yappy-ass little dog needs my ”Silence of the Dogs” approach; it works wonders and it’s in my basement.

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