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When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
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Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
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When a father becomes a coach so his kid can play all the time!
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Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz
Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.
Those who do risky and dangerous things for the thrill are said to have Demon Balls
He/She has Demon Balls
Ted decided not to do the crazily retarded activity involving the camel and the black broccoli filled sock, and therefore lost the right to claim to have demon balls
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To add an extreme meaning to something
It’s hot as dagle balls in here. That party sucked absolute dagle balls.
Cut yo balls off after pride month and can’t grow them back for a month
Man no balls July sucks
You’ll grow them back
My dog flips balls when boys with hats enter the room, and then attacks them.