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The art of dealing with an annoying situation short term till you get what you need.
John - " Yo Jimmy, did Eric ever pay you the 400 bucks he owes you?"
Jimmy - " Nah, man"
John - " WTF, smack that homeboy!"
Jimmy - " Not yet. It's money over fists, I'll wait till he pays up and then drop the hammer on him!"
He's all over the place. I'm not believing what he's saying.
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The concept, much propounded in the hip hop community, notably by male rappers, that a preferable strategem for those seeking success is to pursue money, rather than 'bitches'. Underpinning this idea is the as-yet-untested theory that suggests a negative correlation between success and women. Among the more prominent adherents to the the 'money over bitches' mantra have been Kanye West, who in one collaboratiion with hip hop group 'Dilated Peoples' expresses that: "I don't know what's better, gettin laid or gettin paid, I just know when I'm gettin one the others gettin' away." In a similar vein, rapper 50 Cent, in his 'Ryder Music' observes the folly of pursuing bitches by suggesting that: "Homie, you hustlin' backwards if you chasin' a bitch
Stupid, chase the paper, they come with the shit." Other prominent adherents include the late Tupac Shakur, Lil Wayne and the Game.
'Money over bitches', excalimed Harry to his friends, as he made his way home early on a Friday night, to the latest edition of 'Hustler'.
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When a guy stands with his legs shoulder width apart, bends over reaching one hand out between his legs while rubbing his meat pole. The goal is to let all of your blood rush to your head so when you go boom the rush is bigger.
However beware of the rover, as it comes closer to ignition, the legs get weak and you begin to rover.
Amateurs tend to reach for a door knob or a handle of sorts to brace themselves from the rover.
Dude had never been laid and was reliant on getting himself off, but was getting bored of just rubbing one out. He needed something new and wanted to go big. He had heard that strangling himself would create a bigger high, but was too scared he might end up killing himself so he decided to try the Bent Over Rover. DAMN, what a rush!
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When one looks over his glasses at another person to show that he is really LOOKING at that person, and usually connoting disappointment or skepticism. Classicly employed by Lester Freamon on THE WIRE when the brass tries to interfere with one of his investigations.
"Don't be giving me that over the glasses look, I promise I'll never gamble again!"
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Instead of like "yea man, I'd hit that, or I'd tap that", you say this to an extremely attractive woman that you want to do work on all day. Don't just hit it or tap it, run her over!
1. Bro, that girl is so dank. I would tap that all day.
2. Dude forget just tappin that, I would run her over.
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When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.
Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.
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