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specific ways one particular human deals with and responds to interaction with other humans. -some of us choose more bizarre ways of accomplishing this than others....
if you knew john, he was a sweet guy; but his personal politics remained on the bizarre side. this may have been a defense mechanism...
brutus dressed like a biker, and projected anything but the "warm fuzzies", but was a rhodes scholar; he had unusual personal politics!
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What Bobby Knight has.
Bobby Knight hasn't had his Tropicana today. He is in a bad-ass mood today.
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A person who is psycho eg. Catrina from Ballarat
My split personality's name is shara and she went to the beach to have babies with Jack
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What you call the semen that comes out of your genitals when you ejaculate
Bobby released his personal army onto his girlfriend
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someone (generally a woman) over 30, not married, living with multiple cats, they love cats, they believe their part cat, they swear their spiritual animal is a cat, they smoke cat nip and eat cat ass
friend: so I've been seeing this person Ash
Me: bro I've heard their a cat person
Friend: is that a bad thing?
Me: i guess not unless you like the sound of a cat while ur fucking, or the constant puring, or the non understanding of there's only two genders and the fact a animal is not part of either gender
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1. A very healthy person with a well-balanced diet, plenty of sensory interaction the surrounding environment, muscular facial features and very furry eyebrows.
2. Any character on the television show "Sesame Street."
3. One who speaks one's opinions extremely loudly, is easily converted to feminism and similar ideals, and is suspected of doing drugs by thighmaster authority figures.
4. An amazingly sexy boy with irresistible, uber-manly stubble who still can't clear a height of 5'3".
1. I'm straight, but I'm still attracted to Italian boys. They're just so juicy and luscious. I want one in my room.
2. BERT: Hey, Ernie. Are you feeling Italian today?
ERNIE: You bet I am, Bert, That's why I'm so adorable and fuzzy, and why my voice sounds all silly and squeaky.
BERT: Shut up and kiss me.
3. Jordan is Italian. He can solve one face of a Rubix cube. He wears a hoodie. Mr. Adair does not trust him. Jordan once accidentally converted himself to feminism while giving a powerpoint on medieval gender roles. I know of at least three other Italian feminists, and I plan to become one when I grow up.
4. That Italian person is so hot. I wish he and I were a gay couple, and he played the man. Too bad he's two feet shorter than me.
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When you refer to yourself in the third person.
John: "John is not happy. John is going to kill you. John is reaching for his gun. John just committed murder. John must really stop referring to himself in the fourth person."
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