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Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).
"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."
"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."
"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
something that we like to go and hide in people's rooms just for fun. we don't know where it came from and what it's meant to be, it's just a black pocket.
"i can't find black pocket! can you give me a hint on where it is?"
A food made by cooking a hot pocket and then shoving a poptart inside said hot pocket.
"I made a pop pocket the other night!"
"Was It any good?"
A bag which is inside your pants which allows you to scratch your genitals.
I like to use my pant pocket.
The act of masturbation with a chicken wing.
"The best part about KFC is you can use the left-overs for Chicken Pockets".
"Dude, shut your tits pocket!"
"He talks too much, he need to zip his tits pocket."
A term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
The subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
Sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.
Uh... sorry I forgot I put your number in a pair of jeans I just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
Can you gimme your number again? I promise I'll call you.