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Pocket Fossil

A term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
The subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
Sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.

Uh... sorry I forgot I put your number in a pair of jeans I just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
Can you gimme your number again? I promise I'll call you.

by JustaJoe January 23, 2013


tits pocket

A man's mouth!

"Dude, shut your tits pocket!"
"He talks too much, he need to zip his tits pocket."

by Kool Chik January 15, 2016


Dutch pocket

An Amish woman’s vagina.

Hey check out this steamy Dutch pocket.

by Blackice417 March 20, 2019


Pocket Shuffle

When you stick your hand in your pocket to resituate your balls.

Oh my gosh did Gary just pocket shuffle?

by Albert Winthorpe July 15, 2017


Pocket Spacing

It is the distance measured between back pockets of womens jeans. All jean pockets are the same size so...the larger the ass the greater the 'spacing' is between them!

Look at that gal with the big ass! Yeah, there is some serious pocket spacing going on there.

by DaBirdman December 10, 2009


Pork pocket

A vagina that is plump.

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.

by December 18, 2021


Pocket ho

A small and/or very petite female, usually short, that is a whore; a sexually loose woman.

I made a new friend the other day. She was such a pocket ho that we fit into my tiny hybrid smart car and had sex until the sun came up!

by anomuse May 1, 2009