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punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

by cootski December 4, 2017


Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco April 29, 2016


Punched Lasagne

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.

"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."

by 🇨🇲 August 22, 2018


soggy punch

A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob

Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.

by dograw April 15, 2019


tackle punch

what Shaq does to coworkers

Did you see Shaq just run out of the room and tackle punched his coworker?!?!

by SqueezyP March 25, 2014


Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 22, 2019


Sunny punches

Sunny punches are when people think they’re beast at punching back to back but have weak form with both arms at the sides not fully extending the punch.

He sucks at fighting. He has sunny punches.

by Bolo Yeung February 9, 2020