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The sound a country boy makes when he vomits.
We caught Sean redneck yodeling off the deck after one too many PBR Extras's.
Typically a skinny and circumcised penis in which the skin before the helmet of the penis is red
"Dude I just got done beating my skinny redneck to some hardcore porn"
"My skinny redneck is hard after seeing that girls' fine ass"
A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.
I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.
Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.
Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."
expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.
someone that will marry a crazy bitch at some point in their early life.
i bet Justin will be a proper redneck hooligan
When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass
The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend
After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco