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Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole
Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.
Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."
expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.
The act of filling an old gas station soda cup with a 25 ounce Natty Light Big One.
I was getting so hammered driving around with my redneck refill.
When a Redneck beats another Redneck at their own game.
Damn Carl, you just got out rednecked!
Untucking and stretching out your t-shirt to create a pouch to carry ice from an ice machine.
Don didn't have any way to carry the ice back to the hotel room from the ice machine, so he used his redneck ice bucket.
A man who drives a chevy truck, hunts deer and fishes. Also enjoys mudbogging and is always down for beer. Always wears camo in some form
Aw shit Caroline, that boy in that chevy is such a redneck prince.
A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.
Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”
Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”