sands undertable

the sexiest (and laziest) skeleton there is

comes from the hit game undertable by robert fucks

i love sands undertable

Sand-racked

What my preacher says when he means "ran-sacked".

My kid came in and sand-racked the whole living room!

sanding the box

Vaginal masturbation

"Yeah, I was an early bloomer, sanding the box when other girls still played with dolls."

sand bag

when a driver drives so slow you miss your turn

that old man sand bagged my turn

sand trap

A girl with a dry vagina, and who is turned off by sex talk, sexual advances and sex in general

Yo, I ask this girl if she was DTF and she flipped out on me... freakin sand trap! a simple no would have been fine!!!

Eat sand

A name of a Roblox game.

Ok so in today’s video I’m going to play... what’s the name, let me see. (Ten hours of silence later) ok we are playing eat sand... (ten years of creepy silence later) So uh I’m drinking hot sauce not known as lava uh so I’m ending this video uh.

I thought that was a sand nagger

When your driving and on morphine, on a beautiful sunny spring day, with your dirt bike in the back and you see a car next to you, and you think it's a sand nag, so you become filled with extreme opi rage which would ruin your entire conception of what it means to be up north riding, (unless your in Baldwin) and then, suddenly you realize its not actually a sand nag so you get super happy.

Fucking idiot:so dude, do you think i could get an apprenticeship?
The og biker: yeah dude, I'll see what I---
Fucking idiot: HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS A SAND NAGGER