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When someone has a shity opinion or view of something
Shit take but go off.
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The feeling you get when you urgently need to take a major shit. Get to the toilet, sit down but nothing comes out. Maybe a small fart or the smallest turd crumb. Leaves you scratching your head after. Makes you think your last consumed food or beverage was a poor choice.
I got stuck in traffic and felt like I needed a shit. I rushed back to my house and run to the toilet. I sat there for a half hour but no shit came out. Fucking ghost shit!
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To sneak into the bathroom while someone is mid-shower, take a shit, and exit, leaving only the scent of shit wafting about the bathroom on the steamy air to announce the shitter's presence.
"God dammit! Brian ninja shit me again."
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When during full penetration anal the receiver shits out the pecker.
Lenny and Roxanne did a love shit last night. It was a mess as she didn’t have an enema beforehand.
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Someone who doesn't do anything with their life besides making everyone else's a living hell. Often mocks them, calls them names, and photoshops them onto things.
FD: "I'm a piece of shit."
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v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"
"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."
The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys
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Verb. Near-instantaneous face plant. When someone face plants extremely hard and fast. Term coined by Rob Dyrdek on the show Ridiculousness (first appearance: Season 1, Episode 11 "Biker Fox")
"Did you see Tim ride his bike hard into that curb? It was a total shit whip!"
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