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Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021


wetter than a nun in a candle shop

when something is truly sopping wet

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"

by Freddie21 April 10, 2021


Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop

I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish

by D Flawless August 19, 2022


Shopping Trolley

A Shopping Trolley manifests when two individuals whom are attracted have no place to enact coitus. Thusly said relations find no residence, with the exception of awkwardly ending up in the public arena.

"I just moved back in with my parents and their housemate is always home. This shopping trolley is killing me."

by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013


Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015


The Kylie Shop

American Merchandise Store of Beauty Mogul Kylie Kristen Jenner . The store sells apparel such as iPhone Cases, Sliders & Clothing with Kylie Cosmetics logo ,Kris Jenner and more printed on it.

I just saw Kylie’s pink slides and I’m in love. They’re form The Kylie Shop

by YesBitchImmaChica June 29, 2019


Ushopp shopping centre

A rectangular tipped over fridge, filled with shops and is unfinished with only a quarter of a floor done and has been abandoned. A snide version of the metro centre but is worse due to it being incredibly unrealistic. Can be found next to the world trade centre, the shard and the empire state.

"Lets go to the GODS HOME. Ushopp shopping centre"

by WildWillez December 14, 2020