shot in the ass

A device, implement, etc. stops working all together and needs to be replaced.

"Hey!, whats wrong with your DVD player?"

"Oh, that fucking thing is shot in the ass."

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Oh shot!

A variation of 'oh snap.' Can be used in any context such as surprise, insult, and disappointment.

Also can be used as a variation of 'oh shit' or 'oh shoot.'

"Oh shot, I forgot my lunch!"

"Did you see the new girl? She's fugly."
"Oh shot! I can't believe you said that!"

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pot-shot

3. In a hockey fight, a player throws a punch after the ref has already stepped in.

Rick Jeanneret spewing forth: "McCreary (the ref) has stepped in, but Carsillo just took a pot-shot at Myers."

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rocket shot

small 1.8 ounce energy drink. Friggin' taste like Shizznit! But will f@$# u up! It's like every drug and energy drink Multiplied by 12, and put into 1 little bottle. I love it! :)

I just drank a rocket shot. Now I"m gonna rip reality apart!!!!!!!

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Jelly Shot

Noun.

When you pull out during intercourse and cum onto a girl's (or guy's) stomach, resulting in their belly button filling up with sweet jizzum. That jizz can then be sucked out and enjoyed like a body shot.

Jizz + Belly = Jelly Shot

(during sex)

Ali: So where do you want to blow your load?

Babe: Right in your belly button, so I can make your mom come and take a Jelly Shot.

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michigan shot

one of the most amazing shots in the game of hockey. where the handler is behind the net, scoops up the puck with his/her stick and swings it into the goal right past the goalies head.

Dude1: Yo man, i just pulled of the Michigan Shot.
Dude2: Shut up you tweed, no you didn't, your paralyzed from the waist down.

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Butt shots

When a woman takes a picture showing her buttocks. The face may or may not be shown.

I took some butt shots to get into King Magazine. They haven't called yet.

Kim Kardashian is such a skank. All she takes is butt shots.

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