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The act of using wet naps as a wash cloth or loofah to "clean" yourself.
This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.
Guy 1: Bro, there's a naked dude in the bathroom cleaning himself with a wetnap!
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.
Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.
I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.
An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand
“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.
its when someone take a shit in your mouth
i had the best black shower ever yesterday with this big woman
To scrub/rinse your head under a running faucet. Typical for when there are no showers available and you're too damn tired to undress.
Jay: "Man, that workout was intense, but now I'm running behind for my date and I reek!"
Dan: "Dude, easy answer - refugee shower!"
The holy trinity of human secretion; blood urine and feces, the act of urinating in the anus after ejaculating inside, then getting sprayed by it, not necessarily on purpose.
Was with my madam last night, and after cumming in her ass i tried to provoke an Adams Chili Rainbow, but it came out with such force that i got sprayed by a deviljuice shower..
When one only washes thier: asshole, crotch, armpits, and teeth.
Janice was a trainwreck; only having 3 minutes before meeting with a client, she took a washcloth and a toothbrush in an Arby's bathroom and gave herself a hooker's shower.