Sleep-dabbing

sleeping + dabbing!
What could go wrong!
Sleep dabbing is when your in a dream and you snipe a enemy from the other side of the map,
Your sleeping mind can only do one thing, D A B !

Friend at sleepover: Hey, did you just start sleep-dabbing?

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tremendous sleep

When you sleep with your homie for more than 10 hours

damn bro, that sure was a TREMENDOUS SLEEP.

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Sleep Stick

Term used to describe a good blunt, often resulting in the obtainer of the said blunt passing out.

Jake: "Hey bro, hit this sleep stick!"
Joe: "Alright bro."
(10 minutes later)
Joe: "Zzzz..."
Jake: "Whoa! That sleep stick put him down for the count!"

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Sleep life

When you do something in your dreams, for example, like start crying and you wake up actually crying. It's basically an event in which your dreams really do come true.

Man I swear my sleep life is happening more often then my real life. I was using the restroom in my dream and I woke up with piss in my sheets... It was embarrassing.

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Sleep inertia

A result of not having social commitments that you care about, leading to a lack of fomo which makes you revert to a human's natural state of sleeping for hours on end.

"I slept for 12 hours last night and I'm still tired?"
"Yup probably cause of sleep inertia."

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Bean sleep

When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere

“When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere,” said Keith. “Is that the meaning of bean sleep baby girl?” asked Obama.”yessir,”exclaimed Keith.

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Sleep sandwiching

Sleep sandwiching is a form of sleep walking involving the making of a sandwich. It is most commonly a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The afflicted will have no memory of the event come morning. They may also seem slightly dazed or confused.

WARNING: Do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. As with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. Sleep sandwichers will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker may be putting themselves in harms way.

Possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut butter ended up in the bathroom.

My brother suffers from chronic sleep sandwiching.

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