Checks some hard pizza

When something is really awesome or amazing it "checks some hard pizza". Meaning it could compete or 'check' against a really good slice of pizza (which is one of the best foods on earth).

Mike's an amazing snowboarder, that jump he just did checks some hard pizza.

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Do some Calculus

To suck dick

Hey baby, why don't we go back to my place and you can do some calculus

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Toasting some epic bread

4chan speak for "posting in an epic thread".

This means the string of messages you have just added to is unusually funny, long or interesting.

Invented to confuse people new to 4chan.

"I'm toasting some epic bread"
"ORLY?"
"YRLY, there's CP and everything"
"OMG I'm there URL plox"

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some of my best friends are

Something prejudiced people say when they're called out on their prejudice. Smacks of tokenism and hypocrisy.

Person A: You can't trust those goddamn crackers.
Person B: Don't be prejudiced against white people.
Person A: Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are crackers.

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We Be Needin Some Ghostbusters

When one smokes a shit load of weed and the room fills up with white whispery smoke giving the illusion of ghosts being in the room; a.e. we be needin some ghostbusters.

Two stoners smoked weed for 6 straight hours. When the entire room had filled with smoke, Billy said "We be needin some ghostbusters."

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he needs some milk

An internet meme originating from a video about a man high and going into shock when given water and it being suggested to give him milk.

Oh he just go shot!
He needs some milk.

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cut me some slack

-relax and get off my back
-stop giving me such a hard time
-back off and take it easy

if u argue with somebody and he/she just wont stop bringing up arguments against u, u tell them:
"ahh, cut me some slack,will ya?"

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