Gnardog Special

To orally rape a human being that is currently stuck in a zip-tied sleeping bag that is sharing a tent with you.

C: Hey dude guess what I did last night camping with my friend Oliver Anoose?
R: What did you do?
C: I took off his pants when he was sleeping then I zip tied his sleeping bag. Next I whipped out my COCK and shook him. As he was yawning because I woke him up, I inserted my penis into his mouth.
R: Haha yeah bro, THE GNARDOG SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Suco Special

-- Term originated from SUNY Oneonta (Suco) -- When a male gets a female off by foreplay and the girl proceeds to give an excuse not to have sex or even touch his penis and give the fine gentleman blue balls.

Foof "hey man did you end up smashing that sloot last night?"

Phenom "Nope got the Suco Special again dude."

Phenom "Yo I don't get it, I finger blasted her and then she goes I can't have sex with you I just met you."

Foof "Hahah you got Suco'd again. Your such a suckbag!"

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the thompson special

Where a boy named eddie thompson does the helicopter, before RKOing the person that is giving a handjob, and bum fucking them.

A Unity Special ~ i hate you jamie you retard

Oh my god, I wish eddie would do the thompson special on me!

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special reserve

Semen inside a special girl

I busted in her with my special reserve!

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LPEG Special

Apple Juice, Cream Soda, and Cuban Rhum.

man I got fukked up on all those LPEG specials last night....

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Chef’s Special

When someone has passed out from a 75% alcohol drink and someone else wipes their balls on their face.

Omer got served the chef’s special last night

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The Fisher Special

When you pay your cousin $200 to have sex with you, and end up having her hand up your asshole aka. four finger combo

"hey Jack, what did you do this weekend?"

"Oh I got The Fisher special from Hannah"

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