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Someone who suffers the disorder of Clown Syndrome always tries to be funny either by telling jokes or acting stupid. Some of these attempts succeed whilst the majority fails and creates an awkward atmosphere. One suffering from said disorder also thinks everything is funny and laughs at anything.
"Kid thinks he's funny, he's got clown syndrome or some shit bro"
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when a guys height rules his personality and life due to the fact that he is insecure because he's really short ... there is definitely certain trates when having this syndrome such as most are of italian decent and are in the plumbing industy (like mario and luigi)... they lift weights daily and some do steriods bec they think the wider they are makes them think they appear to be taller (but don't)...they will dress super flashy and drive a flashy car like a porsche again to make up for being really short ... they are attracted to tranny looking women idk why
Duke definitely has napoleon syndrome all he does is work out juice it and drive around in his porsche with that chick that looks like a dude he'd probly be different if he were 3inches taller 😬
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A disorder with symptoms similar to those of Asperger's syndrome but presenting only in residents of Blacksburg, VA, particularly among students and others associated with Virginia Tech. Clinical presentation includes:
a.) Difficulty functioning normally in social situations
d.) Awkwardness
c.) Rudeness to the point where one is not certain if it is on purpose of if they are completely ignorant of common etiquette
d.) Complete inability to understand sarcasm
Point d.) is often the most diagnostic presentation of Blacksperger's syndrome.
A person presenting with Blacksperger's syndrome typically will display long periods of awkward silence in conversation with associated, uncomfortable staring and monosyllabic answers to normal conversational questioning.
Some subsets are highly promiscuous although it is difficult to imagine how they are capable of luring anyone into their bedroom, except with other people with Blacksperger's.
There is currently no known cure to this debilitating disease.
John: "That math test sucked, I just wanted to strangle our teacher."
(pause. stare. silence. pause.)
Wes: "You'd get in real trouble if you strangled a teacher John."
John: "Dude, I think you've got Blacksperger's syndrome."
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Once you have this you are fucked
She has you whipped
You can't leave her even if you want to
You are wrapped around her finger
George - What's up with Chase lately? He won't stop talking about Jessy.
David - He has Jessy Syndrome
George - How do you know?
David - Cause I had it...
George - Had?
David - HAVE OK. I WANT HER. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER.
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A guy is said to have 'Westgate Syndrome' if he has a much larger than average penis. This 'disability' does have it's disadvantages:
1. Sometimes scares women.
2. Makes your friends jelious.
3. Causes you to walk with a limp.
4. Even a semi lob-on will sometimes cause you to faint.
5. Destroys axe-wounds.
"That Michael Westgate has a huge penis", "Yes, that's Westgate Syndrome"
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something that makes someone horny
does it on "sonjas" bed
"boost isnt that bad, it doesnt do anything"
OMG DOCTER DOCTER I HAVE LEXIE SYNDROME
Hey look at dat hoochie moma twork it
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The syndrome that all men have, that makes them incapable of winning an argument with a women.
"I was about to win my first fight ever with my wife, then my man syndrome kicked in."
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