talk blocking

this happens when you are trying to talk to a person and another intrusive annoying person keeps getting all up in the business, making the conversation difficult or impossible

Kendra: Hey did you run into Elias again?

Michelle: Yeah, but Rachel kept talk blocking! What is her problem?

Kendra: Oh she talk blocks anyone she sees as a threat. She knows she has to go to extreme measures to keep his attention.

talk recycler

Someone who reuses what they say to one person and then says the same thing to the next person they see in hopes that it will spark a conversation.

this is very annoying especially if it fails on you and you hear them start saying it to another person.

Example of a talk recycler as follows:

Rob: i really hope it doesnt rain today
Sue: yeah

failed attempt

rachel walks into room

Rob: I really hope it doesnt rain today
rachel: me too i have a party outdoors tonight. what do you have planned?

Rob recycled the sentence I REALLY HOPE IT DOESNT RAIN TODAY. therefore he is a talk recycler and that sentence was recycled

admin talk

This is when school administrators give shitty answers to teachers to preserve the status quo, avoid responsibility, and then ask for suggestions and shoot them down as being against ed code, board policy, or another imagined authority.

The principal is using admin talk to justify the failure of the discipline policy.

talk therapy

A place where you go to lean in a couch or (even worse) lie flat on a surface, allowing your spine to drift into dissociation while babbling on and on about the same trauma patterns recurring via different manifestations in your life every week so that you get that momentary release only to be sucked back into the patterns the next week all in service of being a line item of $250 per hour in the revenue charts of the Western Medicine business model that wants your patterns to continue so that it could keep minting $$$

I've been feeling very embodied lately and really miss the good old dissociative blabbering days so I booked a talk therapy session to experience that.

Edi Talk

When someone says sum about gypsies and smokes dogshit cigarettes

-Bro what you on about today ?
-I’m on some Edi Talk. I hate gypsies and I’ll love myself some blue dunhills

Selfie Talk

When you have a video chat with someone and he uses the front camera, not moving a lot like he is taking a selfie.

Dan: Joe is calling me on a selfie talk
Joe: I am taking a selfie, why are you here!

Unicorn talk

When someone talks about something that no relevance to the current topic of conversation, or when someone talks about a topic that no one cares about or makes no sense. This originates from a conversation with a young child who instead of answering the legit question from an adult started talking about unicorns.

Person 1: It’s really cold outside today, maybe we should go shopping tomorrow.
Person 2: I wonder if I could fly if I could run faster.
Person 1: That’s unicorn talk.