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cunt day

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)

Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.

by baddboyy October 15, 2011

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hammer cunt

A level reached after, douchebag
An individual, generally a male, that has ascended the level of asshole and douche. Just an overall pile of shit.

"Here we go again, Jarod is being a hammer cunt"

by Bringer of Justice May 12, 2017


cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.

Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?

by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018


cunt twivvle

The state of being a cunt (vagina) and being annoying as shit and pissing everyone off nobody likes them and they are in the state of being a twivvle as well

Harrison- Dammit Mario Aidan keeps being a fucking cunt twivvle
Mario-I know I’m gonna bone his girlfriend tho

by Harry1213 twivvle February 5, 2018


cunt smuggling

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.

"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"

by JudgeJBagz October 30, 2008


Cunt Comb

When a guy has gap teeth and eats out a girl with a hairy vagina in a way that brushes through the hair like a comb.

Wow you see that guy near the window? His mouth would make a great cunt comb!

by cleavandcrack8 September 16, 2012


cunt-nipple

Slang for the Clitoris

...and as the passion consumed them his hands searched eagerly for her cunt-nipple.

by Gummer May 7, 2008