A very deranged young boy who is very strange from time to time. Hobbies include Nordic skiing, mountain biking, tech decking, and groping thighs.
"That dude is such an Alex Portelli, in other words, a crazy mother fucker!"
When your catfished by your friends. Also has qualities of being a fucking idiot. Has very average penis🍆He is a girth warrior.
“Want some Icelandic vodka?”
“Your being such a fucking Alex Robinson bro. What the hell!”
ALEXANDER DAVID TURNER IS LIKE THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER OF ALL THE SEXY MOTHERFUCKERS TO ROME THIS PLANET. He’s so photogenic and awkward and doesn’t know what’s going on around him. He’s really bipolar with his fashion and can’t make his mind up with what hairstyle he wants. Some people will say that he doesn’t know how to sing but bruh he obviously does if he’s come this far with his music 🙄🤚🏻. Or maybe it’s just his SEXY MOTHERFUCKIN SELF THATS ATTRACTED ALL THE GIRLS.
Omg! he’s such an Alex Turner to me 😫
IS THAT ALEX TURNER!! I’m gonna faint
A bit of a smart and funky dude. Liked a lot by most people and is always ready with his blue umbrella.
Alex Warwick just shoved his blue umbrella into that kids neck!
He is a legal bird who got created in a lab and also a very good rock climber
Name: Alex Bird
Opinion on Bosnia: legal
Favourite colors: legal colors
Age: 12,5 so basically 13
Color: legal
A large sloth life creature who naturally resembles a gronk of the highest order. Alex Kocovski is usually found in line at Centrelink or leaving the whore house
Fuck Alex Kocovski, you been down at the whore house again, you stink you ground
That little hyper annoying kid at every highschool who is constantly getting triggered, is high on memes and could be a terrorist. Sometimes, you can't stop laughing at him, other times, you want to kill him. He will call people boosted no matter who they are.
Stop being a boosted Alex.
If you weren't such a boosted Alex, then maybe we wouldn't be in this mess!
Stop throwing knives you boosted Alex!