De-techie-ized

verb. To be stripped of your social status as a Techie.
adj. To lack the average computer skills.

1) verb. There's a new kid at school, he's great with computers, I think I've been de-techie-ized.

2) adj.
Fred: Dam, my computer froze, control alt enter didn't work.
Bob: Ha, it's control alt delete, you are so de-techie-ized.

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Cruella De Bitch

a total bitch or someone whos on a whole new level of bitchiness.

guy1: "Fuckin ho just pushed me down a flight of stairs for telling her she should let her hair down!!"

guy2: "What a Cruella De Bitch!!"

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nom de net

Internet alias or pseudonym; like a “pen name” (“nom de plume”); similar to “nom de guerre,” “nom de web,” and “nom de blog.

For internet safety, I protect my identity by using KathMac as a “nom de net.”

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Coop De Droop

Anything and everything you want it to be. However, Coop De Droop can only be used on Saturdays in any context.

" Gurl,he loopier than a Coop De Droop!" - Frodashia
" Nah,gurl,it ain't Saturday yet. Dat's when da Coop comes out!" - Mendashia

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Eau De Toilette

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?

stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.

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Carmen de Mairena

An important spanish trans-sexual with a huge cock, she/he is ugly as fuck.

You will be penetrated by Carmen de Mairena

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piss de résistance

The lowest point, or worst feature of something.

I've seen some bad artwork in this museum, but this last item really is the piss de résistance.

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