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When you are fucking someone doggie style, and you pull their arms out from under them.
I was fucking that queer, and then i gave him a Canadian Lawn Mower.
A Canadian sweet tooth is a blow job with the male private area covered in maple syrup
Oh wanna try a Canadian sweet tooth
Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.
WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!
(n.) Apologizing for how often you apologize. Also known as an "apology vortex" but associated with Canadians due to the sterotype of saying "sorry" for basically everything.
Corinne: "I'm sorry I say 'sorry' so much!"
Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."
The act of giving a blow job while having a mouthful of mash potato's. May also be a cure for a headache. More research is needed.
She lost her headache while giving a Canadian Snow Job.
When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.
I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.
When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.
Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!