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The act in which one engages in anal or vaginal intercouse and you place your partner's head into the bowl of a toliet, then during orgasim you proceed to swirly your partner.
My bitch wouldn't shut up about getting shit in her hair after the Canadian Can Job I gave her last night!!
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When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube
Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.
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The act of giving a blow job while having a mouthful of mash potato's. May also be a cure for a headache. More research is needed.
She lost her headache while giving a Canadian Snow Job.
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A Canadian sweet tooth is a blow job with the male private area covered in maple syrup
Oh wanna try a Canadian sweet tooth
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Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.
WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!
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(n.) Apologizing for how often you apologize. Also known as an "apology vortex" but associated with Canadians due to the sterotype of saying "sorry" for basically everything.
Corinne: "I'm sorry I say 'sorry' so much!"
Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."
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When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.
I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.
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