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Grizzle dump - when a person dumps on an amazing moment by making it more lame than it actually is.
So when I tried to tell the DJ to play my favorite song he grizzle dumped on my choice.
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When you shit, wipe, then realize you have to shit again.
Sorry it took so long. Turned out to be an Oreo Dump
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When you take a dump in a shoebox, or other innocent looking receptacle. You then leave it somewhere where it blends in with its surroundings. The horrible smell emanating from the box makes people have to search through everything to find it.
Ericha really pissed me off, so I took a phantom dump in a shoebox and hid it under her bed. She'll probably find it after searching around for it later.
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When fuckers turn the light of on me when I'm dropping a duece at work.
Rob, the douche bag, Conway keeps forcing a 'dark dump' on me.
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When someone choses to ruin part of you're day with thier bowel movements.
"damn Becca im having a nice relaxing shower and you had to come in here and ruin it." Yea well im sooooo sorry I needed to Take A Dump." "yea well Im going to need to take another later just to get rid of the stinch, it smells like a sardine's cunt filled with Indian food in here"
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When one has a healthy bowel movement, then shortly afterward has a sudden case of explosive diarrhea.
Fred took a healthy shit after being constipated for a while, and he knew that there was an aftershock dump right around the corner.
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what time you take a dump every day. Usually changes every year for some strange reason, but the time you dump is always consistent
Me: ugh, i hate my dump schedule this year, i always have to go at 6:30 AM, and thats when im on the bus.
Friend: that sucks, my dump schedule is right at my lunch break so i have it easy
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