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Hell.
"You better not commit that adultery, that could land you in the hot house."
"I know I've sinned. I'm heading to the hot house when I die."
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A tree house or small club house designed for farting competitions
The fart house will be holding its annual Butt Blower contest this weekend
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A teen age girl how has working parents or guardians, and stays home to take care of the home and younger siblings. Often a house-wife in training or has a mother who has planed out her daughter's future.
Random teen age girl: "I am so pissed at my mom."
Another random teen age girl: "What now?"
Random teen age girl: "She is trying to make me into into a house-daughter! I watch the kids, make dinner, do the dishes and do the laundry. She is crazy if she thinks I am going to be a house-wife!!!!
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1. a party with lots of booze drugs and music and stuff
2. a stupid app which annoys you every time someone on your friends list goes onto the app or invites you into something
guy 1:dude, i think she invited me to her house party
guy 2:no dude, shes talking about the app.
guy 1:oh...ok.
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A movie theater that generally shows films which are not considered main stream, often foreign or independent. They can often be identified by their self righteous clientele of movie snobs and alternative concessions items such as fine pastries and espresso (just in case the movie is really good). They are frequented by middle aged and old people under the recommendation of the local culture publication, in addition to hipsters, yuppies, goths, emo kids and any other branch of youth that adheres to a counter culture. The underlying implication here is that the low production values and unique storylines make for a rich movie going experience vastly superior to the packaged, stadium seated, blockbuster experience of major movie theaters. It is for this reason that these cinematic sanctuaries are distinguished as art houses. However the reality is that many of the films shown in these theaters have gotten little exposure for good reason...they suck. And these theaters serve the dual function of feeding the counter culturists' insatiable desire to wallow in all things independent and obscure while providing middle aged people with a non hostile alternative to the local megaplex.
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A euphemism for a theater that shows gay porn.
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Bill: So what are you up to tonight?
Steve: I'm going to see a French film at the art house.
Bill: (Takes a swig of beer) Art house! You fruity bitch call it a movie theater like the rest of us.
Steve: But that's what it's called an art hou...
Bill: (Bludgeons Steve with a cowboy boot caked in freshly dried cement)
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Bill: So what are you up to tonight?
Steve: I'm going to see a gay porn at the art house.
Bill: (Takes a swig of beer) You wanna fuck?
Steve: Do I ever!
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White House, thats just what it is.. it's not blue house, yellow house, dog house, brick house, it's the freaking white house.
Mostly old, or middle aged dickheads reside there.
My god, I just pissed on the white house.. what am I to do!?
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a man who gets with a female and has no balls or job so he chooses to remain home and do all the chores.
is amy the only one that pulls her weight around the house? no jack does his fair share he's just a house bitch
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